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The Contents of My Mind

June 30, 2010 at 4:08 am (Uncategorized)

I’m such a weird-o. I was bored out of my mind at work one night, and then I just came up with a bunch of really funny but interesting questions.

1. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there isn’t enough?
2. Why is it that people believe you when you say there are a billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?
3. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
4. Whose idea was it to put an “s” in “lisp”? -.-
5. (this one I got during work when a guy was talking about the speed of light) What is the speed of darkness?
6. (this I got a while ago in history class while we were talking about the kamikaze) Why do the Kamikaze wear helmets?
7. If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
8. (this is just one from a friend lol) If a person with a split personality wants to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
9. What level of importance must a person have in order to assassinated and not just murdered?
10. (Pastor…I saved the best for last ^_^) What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

There you have it folks. What goes on in my head from 5 pm – 10 pm when I’m bored out of my mind mon-fri ^_^ I’ve most certainly heard these from various people over the years, but I just remembered them. Hope it gives you something to think about ^_^