The Contents of My Mind
I’m such a weird-o. I was bored out of my mind at work one night, and then I just came up with a bunch of really funny but interesting questions.
- Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there isn’t enough?
- Why is it that people believe you when you say there are a billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?
- Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- Whose idea was it to put an “s” in “lisp”? -.-
- (this one I got during work when a guy was talking about the speed of light) What is the speed of darkness?
- (this I got a while ago in history class while we were talking about the kamikaze) Why do the Kamikaze wear helmets?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
- (this is just one from a friend lol) If a person with a split personality wants to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
- What level of importance must a person have in order to assassinated and not just murdered?
- (Pastor…I saved the best for last ^_^) What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
There you have it folks. What goes on in my head from 5 pm – 10 pm when I’m bored out of my mind mon-fri ^_^ I’ve most certainly heard these from various people over the years, but I just remembered them. Hope it gives you something to think about ^_^
It Hurts
I know right? I’m just a silly little girl with a silly little heart ache…I’ve grown up with him in the church all my life and he still doesn’t know I exist. I don’t know if he will ever see me as anything more than a little girl. I can feel God telling me to keep holding on, but for how long? It’s hard to be patient. I don’t even know what I’m waiting for exactly…He’s older, smarter, and just….better. I don’t know how to deal with this. What are you doing in my heart God?
~Hannah
Christmas Break And Whatever Else I Can Think Of
Okay so apparently I didn’t blog >_< whoops ^^ lol. Well, Christmas was pretty awesome. I’m glad Lance and Elesha and Michael could come and visit us! Michael weighs about 50 lbs. now and he’s cute as can be ^_^
School…. *sigh*…school. It’s not bad. Last semester was pretty awesome. Here are my grades from last semester:
PE B
HS Choir A
Spanish 2 B
Biology C
WR History C+
English 10 A
Geometry A
HS Band A
Over all GPA: 3.184
Not bad, but I think I can do better this semester. I just have to keep up with the crapload of homework they give us ^_^ 
I’m still trying to figure out what I want to go to college for. A bit of testing things out (try different classes and see what I’m good at) and a bit of prayer should help me though. I’ve got time left. I’m determined to get my GPA up though to at least a 3.5 by the time I graduate. That’s pretty much my overall goal for high school. If I manage to get a 3.5 before I graduate, then I’ll try for a 4.0. I also want to apply for the NHS (national honor society). Now wouldn’t that look good on a resume? ^_^ Oh! I turn 16 in 17 days 
I’m pretty psyched about that ^_^ Yeah, I think I might actually be getting a (picture of) a car!!!!!!!!!!!! My parents love me ^_^ lol, I’m very lucky to have such good Christian parents and about 3 other moms and dads in my church family Anyway, I’m hoping to get a job at DM Services where Anissa is working at the moment because if I can get the same hours as she does, then I would be able to go to work with her and it would mean a lot less gas money for Mom and Dad. But I’m hoping to get a job soon so I can start saving up for a car and college and anything else I might need or want. Well, I should be going to sleep soon. I have to wake up for school in the morning so…yeah…… *sigh* going to bed at 9:00….I’m so old >_<
~Hannah~
That’s Totally Gonna Be Me In A Few Years ^^
Yeah, that’s so gonna be me in a few years lol ^^
And this is just awesome!!!
The End of Freedom and the Start of Smartness
Well, summer is quickly coming to an end. Detasseling has been pretty good. It’s a tiresome job, but you work, you get paid, it’s life. I’m planning to get a laptop with my paycheck ^^ I want one for my own personal use and so I can put all my stories and ideas and all that fun stuff on there. It’s pretty exciting ^^ I’m actually pretty excited about school starting soon too. A new year, new skills to learn, new ideas for the future…Same old stupid classmates ^^ It’s the good life…Sorta. I’m totally ready to do my best this year! I’m determined to make each year better than the last ^^ And, for the sake of my Pastor (^^), my goal is to study at least 3 hours every evening after school. I want to do well in school not only for a good record, but for the sake of getting into a sweet college ^^ I kinda want to be an English major or possibly an engineer, at least, that’s what my dad wants me to get into. I’m actually good with formulas. And according to my dad, “you use formulas out the wazoo!” ^^ I’m slow when it comes to math, but I am freakishly accurate which, when it comes to mechanical engineering, is crucial. But, English writing, books, poetry, spelling, all of it, it’s all my passion ^^ I love the English language. It’s so…so…neat ^^ Lol, I’ll have to work on my vocabulary a little bit, but that’ll come in time. Anyway, I’ve got quite some time to think about this sort of thing, so I’ll worry about that at a later date. Well, I’m afraid I must retire for the night, friends. I have work in the morning, so I should be well-rested for the upcoming day ^^ Good night, Earthlings ^^
~Hannah~
Nissa’s Blog
Hey yall. Nissa started a blog recently and she asked me to tell you guys about it. So here’s her blog address.
www.fairytailendings.wordpress.com
*snicker snicker* she put the wrong type of tale in there lol *snicker snicker* ^_^
Hannah’s Life 101
This blog is in honor of Gloria who keeps asking me to blog….so I am…
There’s nothing really special happening in my life right now. I start detasseling in about 12 days (July 16th)………with my sister….joy. But the good thing is…I’m her boss >=) Shortly after detasseling, school starts…joy. I’m actually kinda excited about starting school…It always seems to go by fast But I’ll still be stuck with the same hethens for the rest of my school career. And not to mention the old, senile teachers… Senile is my new word, by the way ^_^…You can emagine how much my parents love that. I really want to play tennis. Anyway, that’s pretty much what’s happening right now in my life.
Sorry It Took So Long…
The reason I haven’t blogged in the pasat few days, is because I’m dying…And by that I mean I am sick with an infected throat, a baddish cough, a stuffed nose, and a really bad headach…It sucks…Really bad…We went to the Doc.’s office today and he told me that it wasn’t strep (thank God) and that I had an infected throat. Then he told us what was wrong. Not like you could understand becuase he talked faster than Anissa (which, trust me, takes talent). Then after listening to him speed speak, he gave us this note thing that said “give Hannah Briggs pills.” So then we drove to Preston, went to the Drug store, and got my pills. When the dude handed me the bottle of pills, I looked at them and noticed that they were the size of Texas…So when I got home, I got to swallow one of the Texas Sized pills (and that hurt…). Then I went to the enteryway and watched the cheezyest movie ever…It was like, Squorpion King or something like that…It was stupid and cheezy and Nissa and Dalin rented it so at least it wasn’t me who wasted my money on it 
… Well, I’ m tired so I think I’m gonna go to bed…Becides, there is church in the morning so I will see you all there. Bye now.
~Hannah
P.S.
Pastor, this is one of my friends’ theories…
When you are experiencing pleasure or happiness, you most likely don’t want to die. When you are suffering, you don’t always want to die right then. Why? The fact that you might experience more pleasure when the suffering stops. It could because of a loved one, but that’s a whole different thing.
Therefore, Life=Pleasure and Suffering.
~That was one friend’s theory, here is another.~
“To those who dwell and drown themselves in negative elements you will go down alone. You know who you are. Worry about your own life, then you will know what it is like to live, rather than merely exist.”
~I think that is a famous philosopher’s theory…~
And I like this one…*snicker snicker*
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law
Well, Tonya, that was devoted to you and your “Zzzzzzz” comment :p
February 23
Well, today was pretty normal. I woke up (the hardest part of the day) and went to school and tried not to fall asleep (the second hardest part) and then came home (the eaisest part) I found out that my friend’s dad is in the hospital for something I can’t remember. But I know that he needs prayer so if you could keep him in you prayers it would be greatly appreciated I told my friend Megan about our youth group plans and she said she might like to come see, so I’m pretty excited about that I’m also praying for Uncle Steve and the Pastor that God will help them with Church services and stuff. I am grateful that Uncle Steve decided to try out the Youth Group. And also I’m grateful that Pastor trusted us enough to let the Youth Group have the church to themselves No like he would find it trashed on Wed. night or anything Just kidding. But I’m excited to see how the new plan goes. I hope it works out for all of us.
Another thing I’ve noticed is that I am a lot more interested in philosophy latley. I don’t know why. I joined a philosophy group on a website that me and my friends go to and I’ve just been really interested. It seems like an interesting topic. Two of my favorite quotes are:
1) “You are twice armed if you are armed with faith.” – Plato
(And my all time favorite) 2) “Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof.” – Kahlil Gibran
“Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.” – Kahlil Gibran…Pastor, what does this quote mean?
~Hannah~
